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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

xakiopia:

i just really want bat villagers///…

xakiopia:

i just really want bat villagers///…

i can sympathize with you so much i am in the exact predicament. good luck :0

It’s yo birthday girl

drop that shit and do something better

lilithn:

[Attempts to do a weeks worth of homework in 5 hours]

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AND I’M OUTTA BUNNY MUNNY

I CAN’T DO THIS

[Attempts to do a weeks worth of homework in 5 hours]

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

do you have any selfies for us
Anonymous

Not recent selfies

I’ll post one before I go to school, when I’m not all gross and greasy